donkjonah: to infinity and beyonce
thepretendr: “Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
everets: I would love to get friendzoned because then I would have a friend
rufflebutts: shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything...
peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
orangewave: people who act like tumblr is this big unique group of people who are all in fandoms and there are 3 big special fandoms and there are vegans and hipsters who are evil and we’re on this special website that nobody else knows about
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
playbunny: growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend
anniewillalwaysbedriven: When you’re trying to become friends with someone and you come on too strong.
Me while trying to register for classes
8 AM: im
11 AM: im gonna
2 PM: im gonna write
5 PM: im gonna write a thing
9 PM: guYS im
12 AM: im gonNA writE
4 36 AM: iM DOING iT IM WrITING a thING
meurkrow: getting a bad grade on something is supposed to motivate you to try harder but it only makes me want to give up and not try at all anymore ever for anything
thecompanionsdoctor: thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years Which one of you assholes...
cnnbreaking: when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
insecure-happiness: don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t
2boys1cup: it started out with a click how did it end up like this
ioweyouaphoneboxandaassbutt: Telling someone about my fandom.